Why hello there, I didn’t see you come in. Welcome to my tumblr, GHOSTS ARE ASSHOLES. Here you will find everything and anything that interests me including, but not limited to: Frankenstein, catfights, surgical scars, kaiju, wrestling, the Universal monsters, scary rubber masks, horror films, cult films, Dr.Phibes, Boris Karloff, Psychotronic cinema, Vincent Price, Mr.Show, Pam Grier, maniacal laughter, Rosalba Neri, monkeys, 1/6 scale figures, mummies, mocking skeletons, sleazy movies, Hammer studios, gothic horror, sci-fi, softcore porn, some (not much) hardcore porn, giant robots, kitty cats, nerd girls, From Parts Unknown Magazine, Christa Faust books, non-fiction books, giallo films, Something Weird Video, Lucio Fulci, giant floating eyeballs, animation, anime, comics, manga, hentai, catfighting cuties, lucha libre, The Three Stooges, SLAYER!, Johnny Sokko, the undead, yeti/bigfoot, girls with glasses, vintage toys, videos of stupid people hurting themselves, Japanese pop culture, gore films, Benny Hill, Outer Limits, Paul Naschy, zombies, Romero, cannibals, toys, ladies suddenly stripped, Tex Avery, Peter Bagge, Dan Clowes, Love and Rockets (the comic), William Castle, giant rubber monsters, ninja girls, short girls, short girls in big boots, human brains transplanted into gorillas and/or robots, mad science, general perversion, spanking, sad eyed girls, nudie-girlie movies, T&A movies, vengeance from beyond the grave, spooky castles, dark and stormy nights, evil magicians, “In Search of…”, slasher films, blaxploitation, Zontar, heavy/thrash/death metal, The Aquabats, Polysics, Devo, funk, soul, crazy beats, animals that “talk”, pre-baby Leah Remini, Catholic High School Girls in Trouble, martial arts films, Patton Oswalt, big booty, Bigboote, Sarah Silverman, Human Giant, creepy caretakers, and more. So much more. WARNING: This site is for adults only and is NSFW. Thar be nekkid ladies here!Tumblr (3.0; @ghostsareassholes)http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3acbafb31bc0f7f6477d1457b6e7c361/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c14a3ecd6fb8c30cfba436c9d0c24672/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cfadd2cefeb588906c80d02b3a843ef/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fecb712170889fcae5715ec780a48d8/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/981141b6962c3b3d29b3bc6b2e04b687/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a621585dc3897eb5c0aeac857b74b1e2/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe7270d6a74136c4f24b3e4f9d5e9a4e/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c356515ffda60c2ebec62e214ec31bb6/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c7bda70db7a57e2e5d48cecd71c6066/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ae8e06229d50c8428ec0326e2c995ca/tumblr_mmylumYn741sqk3ibo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elbrujomalo.tumblr.com/post/50672161138/ernest-borgnine-william-shatner-john-travolta">elbrujomalo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ernest Borgnine. William Shatner. John Travolta. and…..SATAN!!!„„,Now THAT’S An All-Star Cast!!! \m/</p> </blockquote> <p>I cannot tell a lie, I love this goofy movie.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51120529855http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51120529855Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:03 -0700The Devil's RainSatanHorror MoviesRobert FuestCheesy Goodness<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58l7ao6gB1qdw1jmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>LOL! It’s like he’s wearing a pair of those novelty glasses with the slinky eyes.</p> <p>From “Redneck Zombies”.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51120259243http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51120259243Wed, 22 May 2013 19:42:00 -0700Redneck ZombiesTromaGIFgoreeye gouging<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea1b5ce44d1dcf02fc472d1581c88b10/tumblr_mn7i4oqkZw1rapuh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Joanna Angel in “Fuckenstein”.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51074032415http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51074032415Wed, 22 May 2013 08:38:48 -0700Joanna AngelFuckensteinNudeNude Women<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4703c227b73b7f06960ff235a16cada/tumblr_mn7i0qfU6P1rapuh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/46f6c4364419ee332e979a87eb6d6dfd/tumblr_mn7i0qfU6P1rapuh3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Hello Eva Andressa!</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51073914074http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51073914074Wed, 22 May 2013 08:36:26 -0700Eva AndressaBooty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6714f25ca69c2dab33203f80a4c17046/tumblr_mn7hyu3lWa1rapuh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Popular Slushy flavors in Canada.</p> <p>Ew.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51073855883http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51073855883Wed, 22 May 2013 08:35:18 -0700SlushyCanadaGross<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42ec12685a1458eedf997512c494b4e8/tumblr_mn64ioNo6i1rx6yfvo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“So Madge says, ‘You walk outta dat door, don’t you evah come back!’ and he says, ‘I wouldn’t dream of it! Enjoy being alone the rest of ya life, ya harpy!’ Well, Madge starts screamin’ like a banshee and starts throwin’ dishes at the lug; the <em>good</em> dishes! Yeah! The fancy weddin’ ones! I know!”</p> <p>Ook was always such a gossip.</p> <p>From “Ship of Monsters”.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51033787101http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/51033787101Tue, 21 May 2013 18:16:00 -0700CyclopsShip of MonstersGIFMonstermexican movies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da0ba9a59a9d0e2d74e0de80bff6976e/tumblr_mn5onvoXxT1rapuh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994946229http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994946229Tue, 21 May 2013 09:04:43 -0700Nude WomenNude<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0ce0b9442e2af89e6bbef83b987557b/tumblr_mn5omt9iF51rapuh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMG! Someone made a custom Terry Hawkins from “Last House on Dead End Street” action figure?</p> <p>Yep, Jacob Klingele did!</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994912042http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994912042Tue, 21 May 2013 09:04:05 -0700Terry HawkinsLast House on Dead End StreetRoger WatkinsCustom FiguresToys<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/891a86f28f77a511d3cc58a6fb611832/tumblr_mn5ogzoxZQ1rapuh3o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4d185055c034a15d6be126752fd6938/tumblr_mn5ogzoxZQ1rapuh3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>You FAIL!</p> <p>You so fucking FAIL!</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994717487http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994717487Tue, 21 May 2013 09:00:35 -0700Bad TattoosPropagandaFAIL<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69b976a58683aa407ec8dcbeea0ca5f8/tumblr_mm1helcUe31qg4jp1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovetattoogirls.tumblr.com/post/50979890448/http-ilovetattoogirls-tumblr-com-submit">ilovetattoogirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ilovetattoogirls.tumblr.com/submit"><a href="http://ilovetattoogirls.tumblr.com/submit">http://ilovetattoogirls.tumblr.com/submit</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>“Hey! I’m showerin’ ovah here!”</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994397623http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994397623Tue, 21 May 2013 08:54:34 -0700Nude WomenDated Reference<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/322c63db36ef95970b0722df7ca2e5d7/tumblr_mmsvq8HrCI1qeu06fo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheermeupthankyou.tumblr.com/post/50985706984/kevbubu-ohhaimikaylaa-this-looks-so-mean-but">cheermeupthankyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kevbubu.tumblr.com/post/50789811720/ohhaimikaylaa-this-looks-so-mean-but-im-dying">kevbubu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohhaimikaylaa.tumblr.com/post/50618330983">ohhaimikaylaa</a>:</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Ah-ha-ha-ha! Holy shit! This looks like a “Final Destination” sequel made by 5 Second Films!</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994200488http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50994200488Tue, 21 May 2013 08:50:46 -0700GIFFinal Destination5 Second Films<a href="http://eroticmadsci.tumblr.com/post/50942270531/how-to-back-up-your-adult-tumblr-blog">Erotic Mad Science tumblr: How To Back Up Your Adult Tumblr Blog</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shefightsgirls.tumblr.com/post/50989513946/erotic-mad-science-tumblr-how-to-back-up-your-adult">shefightsgirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fightingamazonsparadise.tumblr.com/post/50970916851/erotic-mad-science-tumblr-how-to-back-up-your-adult">fightingamazonsparadise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eroticmadsci.tumblr.com/post/50942270531/how-to-back-up-your-adult-tumblr-blog">eroticmadsci</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>With the Yahoo acquisition of Tumblr, those of us who have worked very hard to provide and curate adult content here now face real risks that their content will be censored or that their blogs will be deleted. Yahoo wants to commercialize this place, and it has <a href="http://www.erosblog.com/2013/05/17/yahoo-to-buy-tumblr/">known hostility to “porn.”</a></p> <p>A blog…</p> </blockquote> <p>think</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://shefightsgirls.tumblr.com/">shefightsgirls:</a></p> <blockquote> <p>This will happen. Yahoo payed 1.1 billion they will change it. Tumblr got paid 1.1 billion. They will go along with anything Yahoo says. Yahoo-bots have already been released on Tumblr in an attempt to limit user loss using vague comments that do not provide any specifics.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Whether you believe the sky is falling or that everything is going to be copacetic, it certainly can’t hurt to back up your site.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50993814323http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50993814323Tue, 21 May 2013 08:43:19 -0700Tumblr Back upYahoo Buyout<a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/yahoo-back-on-top-after-purchasing-millions-of-13y,32497/">Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs</a>: <p><blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">SUNNYVALE, CA</blockquote></p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50990217679http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50990217679Tue, 21 May 2013 07:28:49 -0700The OnionYahooSatireParody<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99c13234cf244d2d6863e16ce9ec2273/tumblr_mn3kbvLu6q1qzr8nao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monsters4ever.com/post/50946605867/voodoo-black-exorcist-1974">monsterman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Voodoo Black Exorcist (1974)<br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>It’s not all hyperbole, it is quite stupefying.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50956865722http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50956865722Mon, 20 May 2013 19:06:59 -0700Horror MoviesMovie PostersSeventiesBlaxploitationMummiesMummyBlack Voodoo Exorcist<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5d1af1ddc35d0f3e153e430a36f7f59/tumblr_mn4g4akeZG1s2xpeeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vintagetoyarchive.tumblr.com/post/50946797475/mattel-1979-krusher-growing-monster">vintagetoyarchive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>MATTEL: 1979 KRUSHER Growing Monster</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>You crushed him down and he would rise back up. That’s it. I didn’t care, though, I still loved the guy. His name, his pose and his belt made me think he was some kind of intergalactic monster pro wrestler.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50956576682http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50956576682Mon, 20 May 2013 19:03:32 -0700KrusherVintage ToysMonsters<a href="http://gutsanduppercuts.tumblr.com/post/50947656075/wayofself-said-this-picture-make-me-hate">Guts & Uppercuts: wayofself said: This picture make me hate black people, this is...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gutsanduppercuts.tumblr.com/post/50947656075/wayofself-said-this-picture-make-me-hate">gutsanduppercuts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="action"><strong> <a href="http://wayofself.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="*">wayofself</a> said:</strong> <span class="answer_content"> </span></span></p> <blockquote> <p><span class="action"><span class="answer_content">This picture make me hate black people, this is simple, noting more to say. </span> </span></p> </blockquote> <p><span class="action"><span class="answer_content">Do you know what else makes you hate black people? The fact that you’re a racist twat.<br/></span></span></p> <p><span class="action"><span class="answer_content">How can one single photograph make you hate an entire race of people? How does that…</span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>This is Guts & Uppercuts response to someone who claims to have been offended by a photograph of Madonna with Big Daddy Kane and a Black woman and asked him to delete it.</p> <p>Well said, G&U, well said.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50956083117http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50956083117Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:43 -0700RacistsAssholesBigotStupidityCalled outScared of Black PeopleIntimidated by Big Daddy Kane's Package<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2279e4cacfb36cba433814ff210637b8/tumblr_mmwatuaPTe1s7v9dyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Billy, are you feeding scraps to that naked tattooed lady under the table again?”</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50955098621http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50955098621Mon, 20 May 2013 18:46:05 -0700TattoosNude WomenNude<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc8c32465cceece959c969ddc75fd666/tumblr_mn4crua5Fu1rnfgvdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is why I don’t keep any mirrors in the house.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50941901961http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50941901961Mon, 20 May 2013 15:58:27 -0700George EvansComic BooksVintage ComicsHorror Comics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb77a45d6bd33268d439229a16750bae/tumblr_mn3rjoG0G31rapuh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Oh my God! I am-I am so sorry, I should have knocked. I didn’t mean to… I-I didn’t see anything, okay? I’ll… I’ll just go now. Sorry… sorry…”</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50910252088http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50910252088Mon, 20 May 2013 08:11:48 -0700WTF?AwkwardJapanAnimeUncomfortableDon't Judge!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c70c8bc4d1028d4d7b463b28b37a1698/tumblr_mn3rar2zQT1rapuh3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr.Fulci.”</p> <p>The bizarre and hard to describe Dr.Freudstein from, “House by the Cemetery”.</p>http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50909983842http://ghostsareassholes.tumblr.com/post/50909983842Mon, 20 May 2013 08:06:27 -0700House by the CemeteryLucio FulciMonstersHorror Moviesitalian horrorZombiesFrankensteinGore